Friday, February 28, 2014

Terror Tally: Best (Worst?) Shark Horror Movies

Ghost Shark is deadlier than lawn darts.


Terror from the deep, or maybe the skies! A quick list of the best and best-worst shark horror you need to see. Did I miss any other aquatic assailants? Let me know!

1. JAWS - "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

2. OPEN WATER - I still refuse to go scuba diving. Ever.

3. SHARKNADO - Ian Ziering and Tara Reid versus airborne Selachimorpha.

4. JAWS 2 - Actually a good sequel.

5. SHARKTOPUS - Yup.

6. TWO-HEADED SHARK ATTACK - At one point it eats people in a church.

7. MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS - Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson.

8. DEEP BLUE SEA - Best Samuel L. Jackson monologue since Pulp Fiction.

9. JAWS THE REVENGE - Remember when the shark literally roared? Sharks can't roar.

10. GHOST SHARK - Ghost Shark is in your toilet, your Slip n' Slide, and your NIGHTMARES.

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